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Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway Funny Political Unisex Organic Cotton Shirt
Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway Funny Political Unisex Organic Cotton Shirt
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It's my "Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway" T-shirt - your go to tee for navigating the apocalypse of multigenerational bicoastal family dinners. It's like a superhero cape, absorbing political nonsense with the truth regarding our own mortality. Inspired by my latest political blog post, where I discuss the cheering crowds ready for an authoritarian encore, thanks to a political system that's about as effective as a plugged exit door on a Boeing 737. I discuss how to hug it out before we all implode on your manufactured hatred of one another.
Made from 100% organic cotton in the USA using water based inks. Wear it proudly because it's made by Americans.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Description
Description
Funny Political Shirts
It's my "Let's Be Pals We're All Going To Die Anyway" T-shirt - your go to tee for navigating the apocalypse of multigenerational bicoastal family dinners. It's like a superhero cape, absorbing political nonsense with the truth regarding our own mortality. Inspired by my latest political blog post, where I discuss the cheering crowds ready for an authoritarian encore, thanks to a political system that's about as effective as a plugged exit door on a Boeing 737. I discuss how to hug it out before we all implode on your manufactured hatred of one another.
Made from 100% organic cotton in the USA using water based inks. Wear it proudly because it's made by Americans.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
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Content
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Returns & Shipping Policy
T-shirts Bitter Threads Size Chart - Unisex
Bitter Threads Unisex T-shirts
| Unisex | Chest | Waist |
| Small | 34"- 36" | 28"- 30" |
| Medium | 38"- 30" | 32"- 34" |
| Large | 42"- 44" | 36"- 38" |
| X-Large | 46"- 48" | 40"- 42" |
| 2XL | 50"- 52" | 44"- 46" |
| 3XL | 54"- 56" | 46"- 48" |