Dress To Depress

Loser Tee

When you know you're a loser, own it!

Coming Soon!

on the decline

Weee, going downhill fast!

Coming SOOoooon

Work, Buy, Consume, Die.

Ah, life in a consumer oriented culture. Pills help.


Election Tee 2024

Let's Be Pals cause we're all gonna die anyway.


Dating Shirts

Bitter Tee

When everyone around you is living their best life and you're depressed and alone...it's time to slide into some Bitter Threads.