It's my ever popular handmade booty shorts, featuring an army of flying ovaries that refuse to be striped of rights. Adorn your rear with the very essence of feminine power. Each pair of ovaries and uterus is hand-pressed in a random pattern on plush black French terry soy cotton knit fabric.

They're a middle finger to appropriate clothing, a wearable manifesto for those who refuse to hand their power over to others. Perfect for lounging around after hot sex with someone that respects humans with ovaries or plotting the downfall of a patriarchy that seems hell bent on stripping away our ability to decide what's best for our bodies, our families and our lives. These shorts are the quintessential attire for the unabashedly bold.