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The Wurst Is Yet To Come Organic Cotton Unisex Tee For Catastrophizers
The Wurst Is Yet To Come Organic Cotton Unisex Tee For Catastrophizers
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The Wurst Is Yet to Come—Welcome to the S Show*
Let’s stop pretending things are fine. They’re not, and we all know it. But here’s the thing: you’re not alone. This unisex tee is for those of us who wake up every morning expecting the next catastrophe, and frankly, we’re tired. With a dancing sausage front and center, this shirt is a perfect metaphor for the way we catastrophize everything into oblivion. Made from organic cotton, because even in the middle of our breakdowns, we still care about the environment (someone has to, right?). Throw it on while you wait for the next shoe to drop—because spoiler alert, it always does.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Description
Description
The Wurst Is Yet to Come—Welcome to the S Show*
Let’s stop pretending things are fine. They’re not, and we all know it. But here’s the thing: you’re not alone. This unisex tee is for those of us who wake up every morning expecting the next catastrophe, and frankly, we’re tired. With a dancing sausage front and center, this shirt is a perfect metaphor for the way we catastrophize everything into oblivion. Made from organic cotton, because even in the middle of our breakdowns, we still care about the environment (someone has to, right?). Throw it on while you wait for the next shoe to drop—because spoiler alert, it always does.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Content
Content
100% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
- Made To Order: Our production time is 1-2 weeks, followed by shipping in 1-5 days. Enjoy a worry-free shopping experience with our 30-day return policy.
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T-shirts Bitter Threads Size Chart - Unisex
Bitter Threads Unisex T-shirts
| Unisex | Chest | Waist |
| Small | 34"- 36" | 28"- 30" |
| Medium | 38"- 30" | 32"- 34" |
| Large | 42"- 44" | 36"- 38" |
| X-Large | 46"- 48" | 40"- 42" |
| 2XL | 50"- 52" | 44"- 46" |
| 3XL | 54"- 56" | 46"- 48" |