Bitter Threads
On The Decline Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Tee
On The Decline Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Tee
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Funny Sledding Shirt
Hurtling down life's slippery slope? Celebrate your descent with Bitter Threads "On The Decline" organic cotton t-shirt, showcasing a speed sledder on a reckless downhill plunge. Perfect for those of us who ride life's inevitable nosedives without fear, this tee is crafted from premium, ultra-soft organic cotton to keep you cozy as you crash through existence. Made for those of us with a keen awareness of our own spectacular decline. Strap in and wear this shirt—you’re going down in style.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Description
Description
Funny Sledding Shirt
Hurtling down life's slippery slope? Celebrate your descent with Bitter Threads "On The Decline" organic cotton t-shirt, showcasing a speed sledder on a reckless downhill plunge. Perfect for those of us who ride life's inevitable nosedives without fear, this tee is crafted from premium, ultra-soft organic cotton to keep you cozy as you crash through existence. Made for those of us with a keen awareness of our own spectacular decline. Strap in and wear this shirt—you’re going down in style.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Content
Content
100% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
- Stocked: Shipping takes between 1 to 3 business days. This item is returnable within 30 days with receipt and in original condition.
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T-shirts Bitter Threads Size Chart - Unisex
Bitter Threads Unisex T-shirts
| Unisex | Chest | Waist |
| Small | 34"- 36" | 28"- 30" |
| Medium | 38"- 30" | 32"- 34" |
| Large | 42"- 44" | 36"- 38" |
| X-Large | 46"- 48" | 40"- 42" |
| 2XL | 50"- 52" | 44"- 46" |
| 3XL | 54"- 56" | 46"- 48" |