Reconnect With Old Girlfriends

Looking for something a wee bit different? Step away from the oh so boring kind and gracious greeting cards and start spreading your bitterness around, like you did your ass during your Slut Era, with my special mortician-themed postcard! Say it like you see it with some salty Mortician humor. I am sure your friend will truly appreciate your sincerity. This card might be one of the only keepsakes your friend takes to her grave. Ideal for those with a sick sense of humor, or anyone who loves spreading morbid cheer.