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LSD Low Sex Drive Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Tee

LSD Low Sex Drive Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Tee

Regular price $28.00 USD
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You ever notice how society is obsessed with sex? It’s everywhere – movies, ads, even cereal commercials. Yeah, Tony the Tiger, I'm looking at you. But what about those of us whose sex drive is more like a sex stroll? Raise your hand in the “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt.

Look, it's not that we're prudes. We're just... efficient. Why waste all that energy when you can channel it into something more productive, like binge-watching Netflix or perfecting the art of the nap? This shirt is for those of us who look at a steamy romance scene and think, "Eh, I'd rather have a sandwich."

The design says it all: a figure with their hands crossed in front, looking like they’ve just said, "Nah, I’m good." And above, the bold letters LSD – Low Sex Drive. Because let’s face it, sometimes the only thing getting hot and heavy is your blanket.

Now, who’s ready to embrace their inner sloth? Get your “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt today, and join the movement of people who are perfectly content with their low-key libidos. Because sometimes, less really is more.

Details

  • 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
  • Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
  • Crewneck
  • Double stitched hems
  • Tape shoulder to shoulder
  • Made in the USA
  • Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
  • Water-based inks

Description

You ever notice how society is obsessed with sex? It’s everywhere – movies, ads, even cereal commercials. Yeah, Tony the Tiger, I'm looking at you. But what about those of us whose sex drive is more like a sex stroll? Raise your hand in the “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt.

Look, it's not that we're prudes. We're just... efficient. Why waste all that energy when you can channel it into something more productive, like binge-watching Netflix or perfecting the art of the nap? This shirt is for those of us who look at a steamy romance scene and think, "Eh, I'd rather have a sandwich."

The design says it all: a figure with their hands crossed in front, looking like they’ve just said, "Nah, I’m good." And above, the bold letters LSD – Low Sex Drive. Because let’s face it, sometimes the only thing getting hot and heavy is your blanket.

Now, who’s ready to embrace their inner sloth? Get your “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt today, and join the movement of people who are perfectly content with their low-key libidos. Because sometimes, less really is more.

Details

  • 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
  • Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
  • Crewneck
  • Double stitched hems
  • Tape shoulder to shoulder
  • Made in the USA
  • Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
  • Water-based inks

Content

100% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Returns & Shipping Policy

  • Stocked: Shipping takes between 1 to 3 business days. This item is returnable within 30 days with receipt and in original condition.
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