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LSD Low Sex Drive Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Tee
LSD Low Sex Drive Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Tee
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You ever notice how society is obsessed with sex? It’s everywhere – movies, ads, even cereal commercials. Yeah, Tony the Tiger, I'm looking at you. But what about those of us whose sex drive is more like a sex stroll? Raise your hand in the “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt.
Look, it's not that we're prudes. We're just... efficient. Why waste all that energy when you can channel it into something more productive, like binge-watching Netflix or perfecting the art of the nap? This shirt is for those of us who look at a steamy romance scene and think, "Eh, I'd rather have a sandwich."
The design says it all: a figure with their hands crossed in front, looking like they’ve just said, "Nah, I’m good." And above, the bold letters LSD – Low Sex Drive. Because let’s face it, sometimes the only thing getting hot and heavy is your blanket.
Now, who’s ready to embrace their inner sloth? Get your “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt today, and join the movement of people who are perfectly content with their low-key libidos. Because sometimes, less really is more.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Description
Description
You ever notice how society is obsessed with sex? It’s everywhere – movies, ads, even cereal commercials. Yeah, Tony the Tiger, I'm looking at you. But what about those of us whose sex drive is more like a sex stroll? Raise your hand in the “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt.
Look, it's not that we're prudes. We're just... efficient. Why waste all that energy when you can channel it into something more productive, like binge-watching Netflix or perfecting the art of the nap? This shirt is for those of us who look at a steamy romance scene and think, "Eh, I'd rather have a sandwich."
The design says it all: a figure with their hands crossed in front, looking like they’ve just said, "Nah, I’m good." And above, the bold letters LSD – Low Sex Drive. Because let’s face it, sometimes the only thing getting hot and heavy is your blanket.
Now, who’s ready to embrace their inner sloth? Get your “LSD - Low Sex Drive” t-shirt today, and join the movement of people who are perfectly content with their low-key libidos. Because sometimes, less really is more.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Content
Content
100% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
- Stocked: Shipping takes between 1 to 3 business days. This item is returnable within 30 days with receipt and in original condition.
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T-shirts Bitter Threads Size Chart - Unisex
Bitter Threads Unisex T-shirts
Unisex | Chest | Waist |
Small | 34"- 36" | 28"- 30" |
Medium | 38"- 30" | 32"- 34" |
Large | 42"- 44" | 36"- 38" |
X-Large | 46"- 48" | 40"- 42" |
2XL | 50"- 52" | 44"- 46" |
3XL | 54"- 56" | 46"- 48" |