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Paving Our Way To Extinction Unisex Organic Cotton T-shirt
Paving Our Way To Extinction Unisex Organic Cotton T-shirt
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Dystopian Organic Tee
Pick up my "Paving Our Way To Extinction" Unisex Organic Cotton Tee—because why not wear a brutally honest critique of human stupidity? Made from 100% organic cotton, this tee is as comfortable as it is uncompromisingly blunt.
The design? A dark spectacle featuring a massive bulldozer, driven by a gas-masked figure, pushing a vibrant, colorful nature scene off a cliff. It's a visual graphic demonstrating our relentless, idiotic efforts to dominate and destroy the natural world all in the name of growth.
Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of gallows humor with their wardrobe, this tee says, "Yes, I’m aware we're ruining the planet, and no, I won’t shut up about it." Wear it to gatherings, protests, or just a casual stroll through the park you’re trying to save.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Description
Description
Dystopian Organic Tee
Pick up my "Paving Our Way To Extinction" Unisex Organic Cotton Tee—because why not wear a brutally honest critique of human stupidity? Made from 100% organic cotton, this tee is as comfortable as it is uncompromisingly blunt.
The design? A dark spectacle featuring a massive bulldozer, driven by a gas-masked figure, pushing a vibrant, colorful nature scene off a cliff. It's a visual graphic demonstrating our relentless, idiotic efforts to dominate and destroy the natural world all in the name of growth.
Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of gallows humor with their wardrobe, this tee says, "Yes, I’m aware we're ruining the planet, and no, I won’t shut up about it." Wear it to gatherings, protests, or just a casual stroll through the park you’re trying to save.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Content
Content
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
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T-shirts Bitter Threads Size Chart - Unisex
Bitter Threads Unisex T-shirts
| Unisex | Chest | Waist |
| Small | 34"- 36" | 28"- 30" |
| Medium | 38"- 30" | 32"- 34" |
| Large | 42"- 44" | 36"- 38" |
| X-Large | 46"- 48" | 40"- 42" |
| 2XL | 50"- 52" | 44"- 46" |
| 3XL | 54"- 56" | 46"- 48" |