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Do Not Resuscitate Dark Humor Women's Bamboo Scoop Neck T-Shirt
Do Not Resuscitate Dark Humor Women's Bamboo Scoop Neck T-Shirt
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Funny Napping Tee
Sick of people messing with your meticulously planned laziness? Say hello to the women's "Do Not Resuscitate" tee, the ultimate tribute to your unapologetic sloth. Featuring a hilariously comatose figure sprawled on a couch, this shirt makes it painfully clear: if I’m down, keep me down. Made from insanely soft bamboo, organic cotton blend, it's ideal for those who live to nap. Broadcast your commitment to the couch and your disdain for interruptions—revival efforts will be promptly ignored.
- Highly absorbent and wicks water away
- 70% Viscose Bamboo 30% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
- Breathable & Cooling effect
- Side seamed
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Set on rib color
- Double needle sleeve hem & bottom hem
- Made in the USA
- Water-based inks
- Blended with sustainable and environmentally friendly organic cotton
- Silky soft and great drape
- Organic yards will have some small specs that are visible. These marks are caused by the seeds and plant matter in the fabric.
Description
Description
Funny Napping Tee
Sick of people messing with your meticulously planned laziness? Say hello to the women's "Do Not Resuscitate" tee, the ultimate tribute to your unapologetic sloth. Featuring a hilariously comatose figure sprawled on a couch, this shirt makes it painfully clear: if I’m down, keep me down. Made from insanely soft bamboo, organic cotton blend, it's ideal for those who live to nap. Broadcast your commitment to the couch and your disdain for interruptions—revival efforts will be promptly ignored.
- Highly absorbent and wicks water away
- 70% Viscose Bamboo 30% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
- Breathable & Cooling effect
- Side seamed
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Set on rib color
- Double needle sleeve hem & bottom hem
- Made in the USA
- Water-based inks
- Blended with sustainable and environmentally friendly organic cotton
- Silky soft and great drape
- Organic yards will have some small specs that are visible. These marks are caused by the seeds and plant matter in the fabric.
Content
Content
70% Viscose Bamboo 30% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
- Stocked: Shipping takes between 1 to 3 business days. This item is returnable within 30 days with receipt and in original condition.
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T-shirts Bitter Threads - Women's Size Chart
| WOMEN'S | Chest | Waist |
| Small | 34"-37" | 25"-26" |
| Medium | 37"-39" | 27"-28" |
| Large | 39"-41" | 30"-32" |
| X-Large | 41"-43" | 33"-35" |
| 2XL | 44"-47" | 36"-38" |
| 3XL | 48"-50" | 38"-40" |