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Do Not Resuscitate Dark Humor Organic Cotton Unisex Tee

Do Not Resuscitate Dark Humor Organic Cotton Unisex Tee

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Funny Sloth Shirt

Tired of people interrupting your hard-earned laziness? Enter the "Do Not Resuscitate" shirt, your new partner in unapologetic sloth. Featuring a delightfully drooling figure sprawled on a couch, this tee makes it crystal clear: if I'm out, leave me out. Crafted from heavenly organic soft cotton, it's perfect for those who take their naps very seriously. Let the world know you're committed to your couch and your peace—resuscitation is strictly off the table.

Details

  • 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
  • Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
  • Crewneck
  • Double stitched hems
  • Tape shoulder to shoulder
  • Made in the USA
  • Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
  • Water-based inks
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