Your biography would be a lot shorter if you weren't so old.
Your biography would be a lot shorter if you weren't so old.
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Well, well, well, what do we have here? A greeting card that doesn't mince words.
You know, there's a certain truth to this message. With each passing year, your life story becomes less of a light read and more of a tome you could use to prop open a door or fend off an intruder.
Just make sure to make sure your biography is a page-turner if you're going to keep living!
This card is printed on high-quality paper with a letterpress design. The inside is blank, allowing you to add in a dash of morbid mirth. This card is 3.50 x 4.875 inches and comes with a matching envelope.
Description
Description
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A greeting card that doesn't mince words.
You know, there's a certain truth to this message. With each passing year, your life story becomes less of a light read and more of a tome you could use to prop open a door or fend off an intruder.
Just make sure to make sure your biography is a page-turner if you're going to keep living!
This card is printed on high-quality paper with a letterpress design. The inside is blank, allowing you to add in a dash of morbid mirth. This card is 3.50 x 4.875 inches and comes with a matching envelope.
Measurements
Measurements
3.50" x 4.875"
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
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