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Cat-As-Tro-Phe Women's Tri-blend Scoop Neck Funny Cat T-Shirt
Cat-As-Tro-Phe Women's Tri-blend Scoop Neck Funny Cat T-Shirt
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The Devil Wears Fur: Meet your new roommate—Cat-As-Tro-Phe, the demon cat who’s taken over your life and your wardrobe. Here's a daily reminder that you live with a furry little hellspawn who’s plotting your demise, one scratch at a time. Imperfectly printed on a women’s tri-blend scoop neck tee, this shirt is as soft as the furball’s purr—right before it bites you.
Cursed Comfort: Crafted from a blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon, this tee is the kind of soft that makes you forget, for just a moment, that your cat might be possessed. Even though your life is ruled by a tiny, furry demon, you can still look good while bowing to its whims.
Your Feline Overlord: My drawing of Cat-as-tro-phe on this shirt isn’t just a cute drawing—it’s an accurate depiction of the furry menace that owns every cat owner. With a face that says, “Feed me, or face the consequences,” this shirt captures the essence of your daily reality: living in constant fear of what your demon cat will do next. It’s the perfect tee for anyone who lives with a demon cat.
Sustainably Sacrificed: Made with a sustainable tri-blend fabric, because even your demon cat knows that if we don’t save the planet, there won’t be anywhere left to knock things off counters. This shirt is solid proof that even while living in daily terror you can still manage to be eco-conscious.
Details
- 50% RPET Recycled Polyester, 37% Organic Cotton, and 13% Rayon
- The yarn is comprised of a variety of recycled bottles
- Side seamed
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Set on rib collar
- Double needle sleeve hem & bottom hem
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
- Blended with sustainable and environmentally friendly organic cotton
- Silky soft and great drape
- Organic yards will have some small specs that are visible. These marks are caused by the seeds and plant matter in the fabric.
Description
Description
The Devil Wears Fur: Meet your new roommate—Cat-As-Tro-Phe, the demon cat who’s taken over your life and your wardrobe. Here's a daily reminder that you live with a furry little hellspawn who’s plotting your demise, one scratch at a time. Imperfectly printed on a women’s tri-blend scoop neck tee, this shirt is as soft as the furball’s purr—right before it bites you.
Cursed Comfort: Crafted from a blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon, this tee is the kind of soft that makes you forget, for just a moment, that your cat might be possessed. Even though your life is ruled by a tiny, furry demon, you can still look good while bowing to its whims.
Your Feline Overlord: My drawing of Cat-as-tro-phe on this shirt isn’t just a cute drawing—it’s an accurate depiction of the furry menace that owns every cat owner. With a face that says, “Feed me, or face the consequences,” this shirt captures the essence of your daily reality: living in constant fear of what your demon cat will do next. It’s the perfect tee for anyone who lives with a demon cat.
Sustainably Sacrificed: Made with a sustainable tri-blend fabric, because even your demon cat knows that if we don’t save the planet, there won’t be anywhere left to knock things off counters. This shirt is solid proof that even while living in daily terror you can still manage to be eco-conscious.
Details
- 50% RPET Recycled Polyester, 37% Organic Cotton, and 13% Rayon
- The yarn is comprised of a variety of recycled bottles
- Side seamed
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Set on rib collar
- Double needle sleeve hem & bottom hem
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
- Blended with sustainable and environmentally friendly organic cotton
- Silky soft and great drape
- Organic yards will have some small specs that are visible. These marks are caused by the seeds and plant matter in the fabric.
Content
Content
50% RPET Recycled Polyester, 37% Organic Cotton, 13% Rayon
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
- Stocked: Shipping takes between 1 to 3 business days. This item is returnable within 30 days with receipt and in original condition.
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T-shirts Bitter Threads - Women's Size Chart
WOMEN'S | Chest | Waist |
Small | 34"-37" | 25"-26" |
Medium | 37"-39" | 27"-28" |
Large | 39"-41" | 30"-32" |
X-Large | 41"-43" | 33"-35" |
2XL | 44"-47" | 36"-38" |
3XL | 48"-50" | 38"-40" |