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Cat-As-Tro-Phe Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Cat Tee
Cat-As-Tro-Phe Funny Organic Cotton Unisex Cat Tee
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Hell on Four Paws: My drawing of “Cat-As-Tro-Phe” pressed onto an Organic Cotton Unisex T-Shirt is the perfect wardrobe staple for anyone living under the tyrannical rule of a fur-covered demon. It's my tribute to the four-legged terror that haunts your home. Trust me, your cat’s idea of fun involves plotting your downfall while you sleep.
Possessed by Comfort: Made from 100% organic cotton, this t-shirt is as soft as the false sense of security your cat gives you right before it strikes. The unisex fit means it’s perfect for everyone cause —your demon cat don't eat just cat ladies.
The Reigning Feline: The wild-eyed, electrified cat printed on this tee isn’t just a cute drawing I made one day; it’s a mirror into your daily tortured soul. With fur sticking out in every direction and a look that could kill, this graphic captures the exact moment you realize your cat is less of a pet and more of of of a freaking DEMON.
Eco-Friendly, Cat Approved: Made with organic cotton, because even your demon cat would agree that the planet needs saving—mostly so it can continue ruling over you for eons to come. This t-shirt is your acknowledgement and acceptance of your fate as a servant to your feline overlord.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Description
Description
Hell on Four Paws: My drawing of “Cat-As-Tro-Phe” pressed onto an Organic Cotton Unisex T-Shirt is the perfect wardrobe staple for anyone living under the tyrannical rule of a fur-covered demon. It's my tribute to the four-legged terror that haunts your home. Trust me, your cat’s idea of fun involves plotting your downfall while you sleep.
Possessed by Comfort: Made from 100% organic cotton, this t-shirt is as soft as the false sense of security your cat gives you right before it strikes. The unisex fit means it’s perfect for everyone cause —your demon cat don't eat just cat ladies.
The Reigning Feline: The wild-eyed, electrified cat printed on this tee isn’t just a cute drawing I made one day; it’s a mirror into your daily tortured soul. With fur sticking out in every direction and a look that could kill, this graphic captures the exact moment you realize your cat is less of a pet and more of of of a freaking DEMON.
Eco-Friendly, Cat Approved: Made with organic cotton, because even your demon cat would agree that the planet needs saving—mostly so it can continue ruling over you for eons to come. This t-shirt is your acknowledgement and acceptance of your fate as a servant to your feline overlord.
Details
- 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd²
- Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort
- Crewneck
- Double stitched hems
- Tape shoulder to shoulder
- Made in the USA
- Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon
- Water-based inks
Content
Content
100% Combed Ring Spun Organic Cotton 4.4 oz/sq yd
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Returns & Shipping Policy
Returns & Shipping Policy
- Stocked: Shipping takes between 1 to 3 business days. This item is returnable within 30 days with receipt and in original condition.
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T-shirts Bitter Threads Size Chart - Unisex
Bitter Threads Unisex T-shirts
| Unisex | Chest | Waist |
| Small | 34"- 36" | 28"- 30" |
| Medium | 38"- 30" | 32"- 34" |
| Large | 42"- 44" | 36"- 38" |
| X-Large | 46"- 48" | 40"- 42" |
| 2XL | 50"- 52" | 44"- 46" |
| 3XL | 54"- 56" | 46"- 48" |